Dear Tuckyo Rose, Qatar Airlines is Ready When You Are

“What was very shocking, very disturbing was the city of Moscow, where I’d never been … it was so much nicer than any city in my country,” [Traitor Tucker] said, calling the Russian capital “so much cleaner, and prettier aesthetically — its architecture, its food, its service — than any city in the United States.”

Here is my modest proposition: Tuckyo Rose should set up a GoFundMe campaign to help him pay to move to Moscow, with the following provisios: If he moves back within ten years, he has to pay triple the amount raised to the DNC. If he doesn't go at all, ten times.

I would not be surprised at all if he picked up a Russian passport wheile he was visiting (or house-hunting) Moscow. Actually, I'd be a little surprised if he hadn't.

Idea stolen from here.

Qatar Airlines because Delta ended its code-sharing with Aeroflot two years ago.