Wednesday, October 3, 2018

No Need to Destroy Your Cell Phone

Donald Trump is sending Americans a text today. It's only a test.
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5 comments:

  1. Nangleator10/03/2018 8:54 AM

    How long before it's an ad about a Shithole product? Or a call to take up arms against the government of the United States? Or just to start murdering liberals?

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  2. Harry Hamid10/03/2018 9:24 AM

    "Dear America, this is your glorious leader, who everyone agrees is doing a tremendous job. The Democrats have been very unfair to me. Crooked Hillary wishes she could text everyone in this beautiful country like I can."

    Except, you know, in all caps, with 3 words spelled wrong.

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  3. dinthebeast10/03/2018 2:34 PM

    Apparently you have to have a smartphone to get it. Briana's phone just made a weird-ass noise and my poor little cheap Samsung didn't make a peep.

    -Doug in Oakland

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  4. J4rh34d10/03/2018 3:56 PM

    They must not have my number, though it hasn't changed in two decades. My smartphone is a Samsung J7, running Android 7.1.1. I had it on, with the volume turned up. Surrounding cubicles went crazy at the magic hour, but my phone was silent and motionless. I'll count my blessings.

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  5. Clyde10/03/2018 4:15 PM

    I just want to know how to disinfect my phone. I'll take a shower.

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