St. Louis Public Safety Director Jimmie Edwards is hoping to sweeten relationships between police officers and the residents they serve by having cops hand out candy to kids while on duty.Right, that'll help counteract the stories from their fathers, uncles, cousins and older brothers about their interactions with the cops while WWB and DWB.
"Snitcher-Pops", anyone?
Candy's pretty cheap. No murdering citizens would actually save money, but some habits are hard to break. Whatever.
ReplyDeleteMaybe kickbacks from the dentists in the area?
ReplyDeleteMaybe the police will hand out fentanyl lollipops.
ReplyDeleteLicorice billy clubs? Wax hand cuffs?
ReplyDeletePez dispensers shaped like Glocks?
Quote for yesterday, or maybe next week, I don't care, I'm retired...
"Don't eat with your hands, boy, use your entrenching tool!"
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