Wednesday, February 1, 2017

I'll Give You One Guess Who's Gonna Buy Hitler's Telephone

If you have hundreds of thousands of dollars and are extremely creepy, you can now buy a one-of-a-kind piece of history: Adolf Hitler’s personal telephone.

The phone will be sold by Alexander Historical Auctions in Maryland, and is expected to sell for between $200,000 and $300,000. It was taken from Hitler’s bunker shortly after his death by Brigadier Sir Ralph Rayner, who died in 1977; his son Ranulf inherited the phone.
I'm going to guess that the successful bidder will be a former Goldman Sachs dude who is a bit chunky around the body, has blondish hair and currently works for (and manipulates) President* Trump.

1 comment:

  1. Then he can pick up the receiver and listen to the voices in his head in style!

    -Doug in Oakland

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