Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Stupid Criminals are Really Stupid

This isn't exactly rocket science.
A nationwide manhunt for a man accused of kidnapping a 13-year-old girl and her 22-day-old baby came to an end Saturday when the three were found in a rural area of West Virginia. ... Kanawha County Dispatchers told WOWK-TV they received a report that Chris Derleth’s credit card had been used around 1:46pm Friday. Deputies believe Derleth is equipped with tents, sleeping bags and other goods and may be hiding out in a campground, national forest, or a rural wooded area, that would allow for free or inexpensive primitive camping.
Then he had the misfortune to walk into a convenience store where there was a sales clerk who was paying attention to Amber Alerts:
Faye Jarrell works at a convenience store along Cabin Creek Road. She says a little after noon Saturday, a customer walked in whose face was immediately recognizable.

"As soon as he walked through the door, I said 'Oh my God, that's the guy who kidnapped and they have the Amber Alert for.' "
Dumbass. And, given the family structure, DNA tests of the asshole and the baby might be illuminating.

1 comment:

  1. Good on that clerk! This is what Amber Alerts are supposed to do.

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