Americans across the nation announced Wednesday that they would love—absolutely love—to hear the excuses from Patriots fans this time. “No, no, by all means, go ahead,” said every single person living outside of Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Rhode Island, and Connecticut before reportedly smiling and adding, “I’m all ears.”That's a tad bit unfair, for if you're west of the Connecticut River, you're getting into Giants and Jets fan territories.
But only a tad. The rest is spot-on.
One of our local radio stations announced a game day party, announcing the teams as the New England Deflators and the Seattle Sea Chickens.
ReplyDeleteI know this is at least partly because the NFL is not very friendly about radio stations using actual team names. They kinda walked into that.