Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Ted Cruz: Naturally Born Commie

As you may know, Rafael "Ted" Cruz was born in Canada. His father was Cuban (at the time), his mother was American. Cruz claims to be an American because of his mother's citizenship.

He also would be a Cuban citizen through his father.

Which means that the good people of Texas elected an enemy alien to the Senate.

Good going, folks!

(Yes, I've mentioned this earlier today, but it's worth its own post.)

2 comments:

  1. Not to piggyback on a good thing, but of you type "Rafael Cruz" into the "Carlos Danger name generator,"

    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

    you get: Bernardo Evil

    h/t Tengrain at Mock, Paper, Scissors

    Bear

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  2. Raphael's father, also Raphael, fought with Castro and turned his coat when Castro didn't give him the rewards he thought he deserved.

    ReplyDelete

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