Thursday, July 11, 2013

Ick. Ick. Ick., Criminal Law Edition

More than two years after witnesses claimed Luke Chrisco emerged from a portable toilet at a yoga festival covered in feces, the alleged Boulder "potty peeper" pleaded guilty today to two counts of burglary and attempted unlawful sexual contact.
I have no idea how much they paid the cop who first collared him, but it assuredly was not enough.

5 comments:

  1. Attempted unlawful sexual contact?

    "Hey, you've got a little... Let me get that for you..."

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  2. Burglary ???
    I remember the case, but I'd never have figured that.

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  3. He illegally entered a building with the intent of committing a crime therein. That's pretty much the legal definition of burglary.

    Peeping is illegal, so.....

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  4. Thanks CEB - you're the lawyer.
    It is pretty amazing that a porta-potty would be considered a "building," eh ?

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  5. Wasn't just the pora-potties. One of the stories said that he had gone into some buildings and made peepholes in the bathrooms.

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