Friday, April 6, 2012

Next to Market: The "Tactical Club"

A "tactical tomahawk"? Really?


I'm thinking of finding some smooth orange-sized rocks, painting them with a black enamel paint, and selling them as "tactical hand clubs".

7 comments:

  1. Well, when the scary black president takes all your guns away, you can fight the FEMA troops with your tactical tomahawk? "Prepared citizens" means "paranoid morons."

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  2. If you start, I'd bet you'd sell a bunch.

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  3. If you know how to use one, they are rather handy if you're up close and personal. That being said, like anything else a tomahawk is a tool with multiple uses. The materials used in the modern variants make them solid enough to allow you use them as an entry/rescue tool. This old infantryman would recommend them.

    Hey, you never know when the zombie apocalypse could break out.

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  4. Mall ninja dilemma: Tactical manties.

    He must have them... but they are pink and frilly!

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  5. Actually the concept came from Nam.A group of SOG forces had trouble with frequent knife fighting and wanted a more effective hand weapon. They approached a Professional Knife maker for the product and he came up with this, somewhat.
    An original would be priceless at this point.
    "And now you know the rest of the story"
    w3ski

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  6. Makes sense to me. As a survival tool and axe, a gun and a good knife complement each other.

    However my choice for an axe, is a roofers axe, cheaper and looks about the same.

    Eck!

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  7. EBM, they already have tactical clubs. They're called "tactical batons", but they're clubs by any definition of the word. Sorry, you got beat to market :).

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