Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Old School

A Johns Hopkins University student killed an apparent burglar with a samurai sword after discovering the man in his garage, police said Tuesday.
Cue up the jokes about "cutting edge technology", if you please.

Or: "Usually they have to graduate from med school before they start cutting up people and killing them."

(The first sentence does not make it clear who had the sword-- it was the student.)
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2 comments:

  1. Nangleator9/15/2009 12:57 PM

    The real question is, did he first challenge him with his lips not quite matching his words?

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  2. Sarah9/15/2009 2:12 PM

    Interesting, but not real funny.

    A person trained to use a katana is a very dangerous person.

    A katana in naive person's hands is a danger to everyone including the holder.

    Kind of like guns?

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