Monday, August 10, 2009

"My Cat Did It, I Tell Ya! Yeah, That's the Ticket!"

A man in Florida has blamed his cat for downloading over 1,000 images of child porn.

God luck with that one, bucko. I don't think that even the ghost of Johnny Cochran could sell that one to a jury, even a Florida one.

(H/T)

7 comments:

  1. Clearly his cat was looking for online kittie porn but being a cat, mis-spelled it. Hey, it could happen! Well, in some alternate universe, maybe :).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  2. Seems self defeating for a cat to dispose of his owner that way unless he has a better gig lined up already.

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  3. Just what have your cats downloaded?

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  4. I've got passwords on my computers, so I doubt if they're downloading stuff while I'm at Ye Olde Salte Mine.

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  5. Hmm. I'm going to have to change my password because it looks too much like something a cat would type. You know, something like "jrorlujfa8".

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  6. This is interesting. My question is, are CATS covered under family health care plan?

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  7. Regis, I doubt it. But don't tell Sarah Palin.

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