Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Cat Blogging and Helpful Office Tips

I wonder why the Kitteh Wrestling Federation schedules its matches for 3AM. For that is the time last night that I woke up to the sound effects of Gracie and, presumably George, having a wrestling match in the hallway right outside of my bedroom. I knew it was Gracie because of the sound effects, she is a very vocal wrestler. Her opponent probably was George, as he is more into wrestling for fun.

I clapped my hands, yelled "knock that shit off" and went back to sleep.

On another note, here is a helpful tip to people who set up office telephone systems, the type were if line one is busy, incoming calls roll over to line two, then line three and so on: Do not connect the office fax machine to one of those lines. It is so very annoying when you dial an office voice telephone number and you are rewarded with an ear-splitting fax "ready to receive" tone. It can cause a caller to loudly shout the type of polysyllabic obscenity usually heard when one hits one's thumb with a hammer.

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