Donnie's Butthurt Tariff

This is from the International Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977, which the (mal)Administration is relying on as legal authority for the tariffs he's levying on the entire globe:

Any authority granted to the President by section 1702 of this title may be exercised to deal with any unusual and extraordinary threat, which has its source in whole or substantial part outside the United States, to the national security, foreign policy, or economy of the United States, if the President declares a national emergency with respect to such threat.

50 USC 35 Ch.35, Sec.1701b. Nowhere in the IEEPA (sections 1701-1707) does a president have the authority to levy tariffs on another country because his feelings are hurt.

Commandante Bone Spurs seems to believe that he is the state, that his every whim is law.

He is a tyrant; the only saving grace is that he has the attention span of a golden retriever who can easily be distracted by shiny things.

And to all those clowns who paraded around with their muskets when universal health insurance was the question of the day, but are now silent while Pee-Wee German (he/himmler), the Puppy-Slayer and Herr Bone Spurs ramp up their unfit and undereducated secret police: All y'all can go fuck yourselves, your mothers and your horses.