Trump Solicits a Massive Bribe

As Donald Trump sat with some of the country’s top oil executives at his Mar-a-Lago Club last month, one executive complained about how they continued to face burdensome environmental regulations despite spending $400 million to lobby the Biden administration in the last year.

Trump’s response stunned several of the executives in the room overlooking the ocean: You all are wealthy enough, he said, that you should raise $1 billion to return me to the White House. At the dinner, he vowed to immediately reverse dozens of President Biden’s environmental rules and policies and stop new ones from being enacted, according to people with knowledge of the meeting, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe a private conversation.

Giving $1 billion would be a “deal,” Trump said, because of the taxation and regulation they would avoid thanks to him, according to the people [at the meeting].

Unfortunately, the Supreme Court doesn't see it for what it is: Pay to play. The TOFF is evil and corrupt. The oil industry, well, they're just evil. Climate change is getting worse, carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are steadily increasing. The oil companies are more than happy to poison the planet because they'll all be long gone by the time the butcher's bill is presented. And fuck their descendants, because their descendants have never done anything for them.

Meanwhile, Von ShitzenPantz is seeding his family into the upcoming convention. Every one of the Trump Crime Family is now fair game for satire and mocking. But it's probably because Brokeahontas is too cheap to pay their expenses, so he's sticking the GOP with the cost of trucking them to Milwaukee. No doubt that when they fly there on his jet, he'll bill the RNC a fortune for the seats.