Friday, February 2, 2024

Argylle Probably Blows Massive Chunks

First off, they didn't seem to make it available for critics to see before the release date. That's often a pretty good sign that even the studio releasing it knows that it sucks.

Second, the stars are out there flogging it harder than a Medicare Advantage plan. The harder they have to sell something, the worse the product likely is.

UPDATE: Yep, it's bad. Really bad. Maybe not Gigli or the Lone Ranger bad. But it's bad.

4 comments:

  1. Butbutbut...it stars a cat!!!
    https://gofobo.com/main/trailerDetails/14154805/argylle-official-trailer

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  2. Love "Slow Horses" and "Tehran".

    Won't bother with Argylle. The trailer is nauseating.

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  3. What about Ishtar and Waterworld?

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  4. Supposedly the movie cost $200 million to make, which puts it in John Carter territory.

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