Monday, February 5, 2024

Always Remember This: Fart, Barf and Itch is Made Up of Accountants and Lawyers, Not Real Police

The diligent searchers at the FBI didn't go into a closet at Mar-a-Lago because the door was locked and also didn't examine a hidden room next to the TOFF's bedroom.

That's all one has to do in order to keep the FBI from searching a closet-- lock the fucking door? Did they forget to bring a Halligan tool or a battering ram?

I know that MAGA thinks that the FBI is persecuting their Orange Jesus, but that is contraindicated by the evidence that the agents on the search apparently did everything they could to not find stuff. I'm surprised that they didn't deputize a bunch of blind kids to help them.

6 comments:

  1. Think they'll ever dig up that golf-course grave ... ?

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  2. Don't worry, the feebs found all of the nuclear secrets and classified documents, the closet and the secret room are just where Fergus stores his heroin, dead babies and endangered species of animals...

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  3. Until a few weeks before the search, the SS had custody of the closet key. Then the Orange Dumpling changed the lock and kept the key. I'm thinking the SS, as a professional courtesy, told the FBI there was nothing of interest in it.

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  4. Mannix was pretty good at picking locks

    https://www.lockpickshop.com/lockpick-sets.html

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  5. Mannix portrayed a competent detective.

    And who the hell is dumb enough to order a lockpicking set in a way that's trackable?

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  6. Soldier of Fortune advertised them back in the day. They would pick almost any corporate office or file lock with a little practice. A locksmith license lets you in on a lot more secrets.

    An independent mechanic that wants to do full service on Mercedes cars needs said license.

    Hotel locks are nicht so gut. Feebs are competent until they are not...

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