It's a Tesla Cybertruck in the style of the "Transformers" toys, only when you transform it, it's a dumpster, complete with flames shooting out the top!
Tesla also threatened to take legal action against any owner who sold one. That bullshit lasted about a day.
A neighbor of my sister bought a Tesla car and immediately parked it. They contacted Tesla for the title. Tesla said that they had about a month to get the title to them before the temporary tags expired and wanted to know what the rush was. The buyer said they were going to flip it and Tesla said they'd be on a list prohibiting them from buying a new one for the next year. They said they didn't care, they were making over ten grand on the deal. Even though the fit and finish of the car wouldn't have passed final inspection at the Yugo factory, somebody was willing to pay bank for one.
If you buy a Tesla, you're supporting a narcissitic troll with dreams of turning this country into an autocracy in service of the billionaire class. Think of his stuff as Nazi vehicles 2.0.
Wait, is the ban supposed to be some sort of punishment?
ReplyDeleteSeafury, Elon the Fragile Narcissist apparently thinks so.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that he treats his workers like shit, and that fucking around is due for the find out phase any minute now.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Sugar Pine