Saturday, July 22, 2023

Shorter Toddler TOFF: "Mine! Mine! Mine!"

He really does have the mindset of a toddler: Everything that he touches is his.

Former US president Donald Trump says he will return a set of ancient oil lamps to the Israel Antiquities Authority.

“These historic items were presented by a representative of the Israeli antiquities authority with the full support of the organization,” the Wall Street Journal quoted an unidentified Trump spokesman as saying. “As the items were displayed as originally intended, the office will be expediting their return to the organization’s representative.”

The announcement, published on Thursday, came after a revelation this week in Haaretz that the Israel Antiquities Authority had been asking for the return of the lamps for months, to no avail.

Oh, they're all trying to cover and protect that theiving fat ball of orange slime with varying excuses, but we all know the truth: Anything that he can get his tiny hands on, he steals. It's a minor miracle that he didn't go over to the National Archives and take the original copy of the Constitution.

5 comments:

  1. There's details on the FUBARs that happened here:
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2023/07/21/trump-israel-artifacts-return/

    I've been saying that the Right makes Wile E. Coyote look like Einstein.....

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  2. He didn't steal the copy of the original Constitution probably he doesn't know what it is. He probably isn't, wasn't aware of The National Archives existence. See, this Orange POS is, this FOR SURE, illiterate as they come. Don't you know he would have stolen it if he had known.
    Maybe Israel might want to think really hard about getting these valuables back. He's touched them and they just might be cursed.
    What a HORRIBLE person !!!!!!!!

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  3. If he did take it you can bet that it would have edit marks all over it….. in black sharpie.

    Dale

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  4. Um, has anyone CHECKED the archives lately?

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  5. He wouldn't want the constitution because it says he can't be the dictator...

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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