Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Breaking News: Anti-Government Violence Erupts. Mass Casualty Event in Progress

Reports are flooding in that anti-government extremists using assault weapons to interfere with the lawful seizure of an arsenal has turned into a running gunbattle and has resulted in at least 300 Government casualties.

Crime scenes are scattered along a 14 mile stretch from Concord to Cambridge.

Crown officials vow a full investigation into the incident and arrest of all involved. Arrest warrants have been issued for Samuel Adams and John Hancock, and many more are sure to follow.

God save the King.

(Circa 1775)

5 comments:

  1. Bastids were hiding in the bushes, up in trees, behind bridge embuckments, sneaking around sniping our conscripts like a bunch of Indians to uncivilized to line up at fifty paces and shoot at each ...

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  2. 2025 Version: Despite roadblocks erected by QAnon militias, military forces successfully raided their headquarters in Idaho, Michigan, Florida, Texas, Alabama, Tennessee, Virginia, Georgia, Ohio, Missouri and Arizona. In all case, military casualties were light, with most HQ’s quickly surrendering. The exceptions in Idaho and Texas resulted in the loss of life of nearly all militia members at those sites, with the wounding of some 20 soldiers.

    “They just appeared out of the sky like ghosts” said one QAnon prisoner in Florida. “If we’d known they would just fly over our roadblocks, we’d have planned this differently.” Some nearby residents of Anna, TX reported hearing heavy gunfire as Apache helicopters strafed the headquarters located in nearby Westminster. They also reported huge explosions as the militia ammunition stockpile was hit during the assault, luckily the main headquarters was located in a remote area.

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  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdzJWciha4A

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  4. First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

    —Martin Niemöller

    History repeats, no wonder Lenin spoke of useful idiots so fondly.

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  5. Michael, in this case the people who will be coming are the MAGA/QAnon crowd. Much like Nazi’s, these folks are hanging around and hoping to grab the low hanging fruit.

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