Wednesday, November 9, 2022

One More Feature for Idiots Who "Drive" Teslas

Tesla drivers will soon be able to take a video call directly from their vehicle’s touchscreen dashboard, Zoom announced Tuesday.

My guess is that they'll be able to do that if the "autopilot" is engaged.

Because Musk basically hates people.

3 comments:

  1. Has Tesla done anything to keep "Otto The Autopilot" from deflating ??

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  2. Ah, but you're missing something, Dear Comrade: Tesla drivers are very special people, they are members of Elon's Elect, better than than thee or me because they share some of His Lustre. They drive cars that put them on another plane. It's like having a Secret Decoder Ring to the Mysteries of Life. They go off into Elon's Wild Blue Yonder.

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  3. There's no better new example of American Planned Obsolescence than Tesla. Yes yes yes, we still Ford and Chevy, but the key here is the first Teslas are mostly in the junkyard now, with older models starting to rattle apart. They're an American car, that's what they're designed to do: fall apart in four years and force the consumer into a new one. At this point in time the only thing ~ here in America ~ Tesla has an edge on is big trucks, which are only just starting to hit the highway.

    I joked (here, I think) not long ago of how funny I would find it if he bankrupted the car company he bought into.

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