Thursday, September 15, 2022

Do Stupid Things, Win Stupid Prizes

Case 1:

Ronald Dunlap, the father of "Cheer" star Cassadee Dunlap, was in critical condition after being shot multiple times in Arkansas, the Little Rock Police Department said.

The incident occurred when Ronald, 49, was returning home from a bar with his nephew. However, Ronald entered the wrong apartment complex in Little Rock in the wee hours of the morning, and tried to force his way into a condo he mistook for his own.

During the commotion, the homeowner of the said apartment shot Ronald at least five to six times, leaving him in critical condition, KARK-TV reported.

In most parts of this country, if you break down someone's door at 3 AM (or any other time, for that matter), you're going to run the chance of coming down with a bad case of bullet wounds.

Case 2:

A man in a rainbow wig was arrested in Delmont [PA] after he walked into a Dairy Queen with a loaded handgun. ... According to police, the man said he was “undercover” and that he was “working to restore Trump to President King of the United States.” He said he was armed to “Kill Democrats and liberals” and to protect himself from “drug traffickers.”

Numbnuts didn't have a carry permit, which is not difficult to get in PA,[1] so he's been charged with several felonies.
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[1] Unlike Saskatchewan, for instance.

1 comment:

  1. In case #2 it would be assumed he was white because if he wasn't he would have enough lead in him to shield a nuclear reaction.

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