Friday, September 24, 2021

I'm Sure That the Trumpanzees Will Claim That Their Own Audit Was Rigged

After months of delays and blistering criticism, a review of the 2020 election in Arizona’s largest county, ordered up and financed by Republicans, has failed to show that former President Donald J. Trump was cheated of victory, according to draft versions of the report.

In fact, the draft report from the company Cyber Ninjas found just the opposite: It tallied 99 additional votes for President Biden and 261 fewer votes for Mr. Trump in Maricopa County, the fast-growing region that includes Phoenix.

Let's restate that, for effect: THE REPUBLICAN'S AUDIT OF MARICOPA COUNTY WIDENED BIDEN'S MARGIN OF VICTORY BY 360 VOTES.

This was an audiit done by Republicans with the sole goal of proving TFG's outlandish claims and they fucking failed.

None of this will make a difference to a single Trumpanzee. They have bought the Big Lie and they will remain faithful to their lord, the Führer of Mar-a-Lago, until their deaths. They'll continue to believe that the election was stolen and the Party of Trump will continue its efforts to undermine our democracy and our free elections. They will continue their attempts to make this country into a minority-led autocracy, a country where free elections are a myth.
Meanwhile, the Secretary of State for Texas is doing the bidding of His Orange Overlord:

Officials in the Texas secretary of state's office have launched a "full and comprehensive forensic audit" of 2020 general election results in four of the state's largest counties: Dallas, Harris, Tarrant and Collin.

The agency announced the audit late Thursday, hours after President Donald Trump asked Gov. Greg Abbott to add an election audit bill to the agenda for the current special legislative session.

I'm somewhat surprised that Republican politicians don't ask for Trump's blessing before wiping their own asses.

13 comments:

  1. While I accept the audit, I have a question:

    How come the changed votes don't equal each other....Where did the others come from or go to?

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    1. Generally there are under or over votes that occur because the machine reading the ballots may not tally a vote if the alignment of the mark is off parameters (see Florida Butterfly Ballots for an example). The manual recount/audit allows a closer look at such ballots and may detect errors such as incorrectly counted votes for candidates where there are multiple marks but the machine only read one of them, etc.

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  2. Antifa crisis actors, every one of these so called AZ 'auditers'. Come the Storm they'll be strung up along with Pence, Pelosi and all the other pedo cannibal demoncrap communists. This changes nothing! Make Merica MAGA again again! Eat horse goo! Suck scabs! Keister Clorox! Own the libs! Die for God Emperor trump!. GO ALL CAPS!!!

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  3. Obviously the Arizona Recount was a fraud!

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  4. CP88, there is no need to post multiple copies of a comment. Please knock that shit off.

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    1. Sorry, Comrade. Posted once, but had phone issues that apparently multiplied the post.

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  5. B, do you accept that Joseph Biden is the legitimately elected President of the United States? Are you renouncing your “fraud and conspiracy” position that you’ve stated for the past 10 months? Welcome to reality. The water’s great.

    Dale

    P.S. Try the salad dressing. It’s good for you.

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  6. Fergus is, of course, throwing a fit. There does, of course, have to be massive fraud, because he's never made this much money doing anything else than his current promotion of the idea of massive fraud.
    The problem that the Cyber Ninja encountered is that ballots and voting machines are real, and as such, do not respond to pressure invented in propaganda.
    I was wondering what their next move would be when the counting actually confirmed the previously audited counting, and any lie they had handy would need physical support.
    They have painted themselves into a lie corner, but that won't stop Fergus' pursuit of the Big Lie Gravy Train.
    It really reminds me of my very first reaction upon finding out that Fergus was running for president: "Wow, now a bunch of certifiable morons are going to send green American dollars to Donald the fuck Trump."
    I was correct, and remain that way even now.

    -Doug in Sugar Pine

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  7. A lot of people don't understand statistics and the margin of error.
    The term margin of error is often used in non-survey contexts to indicate observational error in reporting measured quantities.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margin_of_error

    There was never going to be a variance outside the margin of error unless these people were bullshit.

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  8. Who’s the Sorest Loser of them all?

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  9. D: I accept that the votes, as counted and audited show that Biden is the winner.
    Never doubted that the votes were there.
    As for the rest, I'll not try to jump start a dead equine.

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  10. B, do you believe that Joe Biden is the duly elected president?

    That's a simple yes or no question.

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  11. Haha. We elected Biden because Trump was going to kill us.
    That's not saying we love all things Biden.
    Choices.

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