Two Albuquerque [NM] megachurches have been fined after the state says both violated the public health order with massive, unmasked services on Christmas Eve.
Both churches face up to a $10,000 fines, $5,000 for violating the public health order limiting houses of worship to 25% capacity and another $5,000 for violating the mask mandate.
Anyone who went to those services and who then develops a bad case of Covid should be offered the services of their preacher and a morphine drip. Serious medical intervention should be reserved for those who didn't go out and play Jesus Roulette during a deadly pandemic.
But, but,... I was told “it’s just the flu”. Are you saying I’ve been lied to by the administration and other Trumpanzees? Inconceivable!
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No worries for them, when they die they'll all go directly to heben, not passing Go and not collecting $600. Like Japanese WWII diehard deadender troops they seem quite willing to die. Good on 'em, I say, putting that christiopath faith on the line. Hosana, selah and amen, serpent handling mouth breathers and cousin fuckers.
ReplyDeleteBut if you're a rational heathen like most of us here then stay as far from these murderous medieval motherfuckers as possible, because when we die there is no choir of angels or 72 wirgins for us up in el Cielo (the ceiling).
Forgive me for this but I've always wondered: 72 is a pretty finite number.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens after 72?
72 sounds like henpecked hell to me!
ReplyDeleteI'm in your camp, JustMusing. In the words of Bobby Blue Bland, 'I don't want some woman telling me this or that'. After this terrible year and living it on my own and listening to Bobby a lot, I find I know how to play the blues. So I got that going for me.
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Arguing with stupid is like dressing a pig,
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Eck!
There is no mention of 72 virgins in the Koran . The text referred to is in another book. The word houri is virgin in arabic but in aramaic means white grape . This is the most likely meaning as the original was probably written in aramaic .
ReplyDeleteThere is a reference to 72 wives . Google it I'm typing with 3 bandaged fingers .