But if you want to run with this, feel free. (I'd appreciate credit)
He's a Loser
In the time of chimpanzees, he was a baboon
No moral compass and a tool of the Russians
With the orange hair, never eats vegetables
Pee-stained mattress, porn-star pantyhose
Coulter is on, the brain is in neutral
Twitter feed blaring behind the Resolute desk
Connection’s in Vegas, buying up Adderall
Guild all the couches, sleeps alone each night
Democrats sayin’ he’s insane in the brain
Dreaming of fourth wedding and dumping Melania
Never believe a word that he tweets
Still he believes Fox and Friends are sweet
So get ready for a hard-fought election
Twitter Man is ranting but he’ll never have an erection
Yo, cut it
[Chorus]
Es un perdedor
He’s a loser, baby, so let’s now remove him?
(Double barrel ranting)
Es un perdedor
He’s a loser, baby, so let’s now remove him?
For inspiration, here's the awesome Richard Thompson singing a song he wrote about Trump before he ran for president. It has far better guitar playing than the subject deserves, and is the reason I refer to Trump as "Fergus" in my comments:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDeHSQrjYJU
He said he didn't call Trump by his name in the song so as to keep his kneecaps. He calls him Fergus Laing.
-Doug in Oakland