Sunday, September 15, 2019

After the Fridge is Nuked, You Can Still Drink the Beer

Yes, beer can survive a nuclear attack. So can soft drinks. The flavor might be a bit off, so there is finally a good reason to have some Coors Light on hand-- it can hardly taste much worse.

Basically, some scientists figured out how to be able to buy and drink beer on the government's dime and time. I have no idea if Brett Kavanaugh's dad was involved in the project.

4 comments:

  1. The induced radiation probably skunked the bee somewhat, even the canned stuff.
    http://www.professorbeer.com/articles/skunked_beer.html

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  2. Nah, Kavanaugh discussed “boofing”, not “booming”.

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  3. If the fridge is nuked, you might want something stronger than beer.

    -Doug in Oakland

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  4. Aha, there is the question. What about hard liquor. After a nuke attack, I don't think beer would suffice, either.
    w3ski

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