Sunday, June 23, 2019

How to Look Like You Served Time

Get a homemade tattoo. It's about as stupidly self-indulgent as it sounds.
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2 comments:

  1. tweell6/24/2019 12:20 PM

    Prison tats are usually better done. If they're in the professional quality range but look like the artist used Bic ink, then you have a winner.

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  2. k55f5r6/27/2019 2:15 PM

    I was working in a heavy equipment shop in the 90s, and after work one day as we were all washing up at the big circular sink in the locker room, one of the new apprentices asked a mechanic with "white power" swasticas, and other prision tats on his arms and back "Why did you get all of those ugly tattoos?"
    The mechanic looked him in the eye and said "I did it to keep from getting ass-raped in prision". The apprentice blushed and left the room, then everyone that was there for the exchange broke out laughing. We all knew that this guy was a genuine badass, and nobody was going to rape him without his consent - the tats were there because he was just a racist asshole.

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