Tuesday, April 2, 2019

"How Stupid Can You Be" is Not a Contest, People

Interstate 95 has reopened after a crane took down power lines and closed the highway in both directions between exits 87 and 88.
And
State police are planning two shutdowns of both sides of Interstate 95 between exits 87 and 88 so crews can replace two hefty cable lines a crane accidentally tore down Tuesday morning.
Word earlier was that the crane was repositioning along the highway with the fucking boom up.

I guess that's what insurance is for. But sometimes, I wonder if it wouldn't be nice if the site foremen were given Makarovs.
on or about

4 comments:

  1. montag4/02/2019 6:29 PM

    Not unusual although the unlowered dump body is more often the culprit.

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  2. CenterPuke884/02/2019 6:41 PM

    Perhaps requiring a conductive connection to the crane boom on the crane operator’s head, and a grounding lead attached to his foot, would improve their performance?

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  3. Lawrence4/02/2019 8:40 PM

    Makarovs? Not everybody likes canned fish, you know.

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  4. Comrade Misfit4/02/2019 9:12 PM

    Not mackarels. Makarovs.

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