Friday, December 7, 2018

Trump's Pick for U.N. Ambassador

The Petulant Man-Child-in-Chief chose Heather Nauert to be the Ambassador to the United Nations.

She has a strong command of history, as she said this last June:
"We have a very strong relationship with the government of Germany," Nauert said. "Looking back in the history books, today is the 71st anniversary of the speech that announced the Marshall Plan. Tomorrow is the anniversary of the D-Day invasion. We obviously have a very long history with the government of Germany, and we have a strong relationship with the government of Germany."
One can only wonder if Nauert thinks that crumpets were served at the Boston Tea Party.

Nauert's primary qualification is that she was an anchor on Trump's favorite TV show. I guess we should be grateful he didn't send Steve Doocy, a man who is a frequent gold medalist at the Stupid Olympics.

It's probably a good thing that Trump doesn't watch PBS, or he would have nominated Daniel Tiger.

3 comments:

  1. I had to look up Daniel Tiger, but I got a chuckle when I did.

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  2. Glad that you didn't really mean that about Daniel Tiger because because Fred Rogers would never let anyone get that close to the short fingered vulgarian.

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  3. Hey Daniel Tiger would be a good pick for a UN ambassador. He's all about sharing and being nice to each other, and doing your chores. (I have a toddler, I know more about Daniel Tiger than I ever wanted. At least it isn't Baby Shark videos anymore)

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