Monday, August 27, 2018

Talkie Report: The Happytime Murders

The critics are right.

The Happytime Murders is an awful movie. It might not make it to basic cable, as it's rated R for language and puppet sex.

You're not going to lose any enrichment in your life by missing it.

The only good thing that I can say is that, compared to Mission Impossible- Fallout, The Happytime Murders is an hour shorter.

But kudos to the puppet protagonist for his choice of heater. (S&W Model 66)

4 comments:

  1. You had waved me off... til you got to the revolver. I'll hit the matinee this weekend

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    1. The gun doesn’t make enough of an appearance to warrant the cost of the ticket.

      IMO.

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  2. Unless you can get in for under five bucks, it’s not worth it. And even then, it’s iffy.

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  3. Cheaper to watch a few YouTube video reviews of the 66. Get more action for less money.

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