The Happytime Murders
(WARNING! This trailer is NSFW or small kids.)
A blog by a "sucker" and a "loser" who served her country in the Navy.
If you're one of the Covidiots who believe that COVID-19 is "just the flu",
that the 2020 election was stolen, or
especially if you supported the 1/6/21 insurrection,
leave now.
Slava Ukraini!
Sunday, May 20, 2018
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Holy fuck, once it started I just couldn't look away....
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd just started my first cup of coffee....
MY day is shot.
My brain hurts after seeing that.
ReplyDeleteAbout 25 years ago, I did a proposal for a novel in which Ken and Barbie get divorced. They're dolls in the book, but also they're people. And they both get royally screwed over by matrimonial lawyers.
ReplyDeleteMy agent said great, we'll sell a million copies!
Really, I asked.
Sure, he said. Mattel will sue us for copyright infringement, and the publicity will sell the books.
I opted out. Getting into into a law suit with a company as big as Mattel is like playing Russian roulette when the only other player knows which chamber contains the bullet. About a dozen publishers opted out as well, before I pulled the book.
Then, in 2004, the real Barbie (the doll) and the real Ken got a divorce. Or so Mattel decided.
Moral: You can't make anything up any more.
Yours crankily
The New York Crank