Saturday, November 18, 2017

Nationwide Ain't On Your Side

A Nationwide Insurance agent named Jonathan Yeamans, who couldn't tell the difference between hibiscus and marijuana, ratted out his clients to the cops. The cops did one of their patented SWAT-stile early morning raids on a couple in their sixties, placing a 66 year-old woman, who was wearing only a bra and panties, in the back of a police cruiser in handcuffs while the cops extensively searched the property. Only to, in the end, confirm that yes, it was a hibiscus plant.

Nationwide still canceled their insurance.

The couple is suing everyone they can possibly name. Including Yeamans the Rat.

Nationwide is most definitely not on your side.

2 comments:

  1. Some folks who visit people's homes (like salesmen or servicemen) get an informant's fee from the cops.

    So that was likely his motivation.

    Just sayin'

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  2. B, that's not the only thing servicers sometimes do. I once had a landlord who'd bought the house for a song when the previous owner went to prison.

    The guy was a gas company serviceman and gun thief. Whenever he saw guns on display, he'd make a note...and come back much later for them, after he'd been forgotten. The basement had a row of crude plywood gun cabinets that would hold probably a hundred shoulder weapons and any number of handguns.

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