Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The Life of a Violent Criminal is Dangerous

A robbery suspect inadvertently shot himself in the head as he was struck by a victim's vehicle early Wednesday morning outside a Denny's restaurant in Hawthorne, authorities said.
Across the country, stupid criminals are stupid:
EDWARDSVILLE, Pa. — Authorities say a man mistakenly sent a text message to a Pennsylvania prosecutor indicating that he wanted to trade marijuana for heroin.
The second idiot was arrested and then didn't appear for a court date, so they're looking for him.

2 comments:

  1. That's why trigger men for tongs always carried revolvers where the first chamber was empty, in case something untoward happened or an enemy got ahold of said revolver.

    Ancient Chinese Secret!
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  2. Apparently the chief of police in Benicia got a scammer's email and decided to see if he could help...

    http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/email-scammer-instant-regret-police-chief-11020005.php

    -Doug in Oakland

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