A robbery suspect inadvertently shot himself in the head as he was struck by a victim's vehicle early Wednesday morning outside a Denny's restaurant in Hawthorne, authorities said.Across the country, stupid criminals are stupid:
EDWARDSVILLE, Pa. — Authorities say a man mistakenly sent a text message to a Pennsylvania prosecutor indicating that he wanted to trade marijuana for heroin.The second idiot was arrested and then didn't appear for a court date, so they're looking for him.
That's why trigger men for tongs always carried revolvers where the first chamber was empty, in case something untoward happened or an enemy got ahold of said revolver.
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Apparently the chief of police in Benicia got a scammer's email and decided to see if he could help...
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-Doug in Oakland