Thursday, January 12, 2017

Shorter South Dakota Legislature: "Because Pressuring Young Interns into Having Sex is Fun!:

A legislative panel voted down a proposed rule change Wednesday that would have explicitly prevented them from engaging in sexual contact with legislative interns and pages.
Who would oppose such a thing? A REpublican representative named...
"I'm hesitant to pass something when we get into itemizing every potential wrongdoing that a legislator could commit, lest this become a criminal code rather than a code of ethics," Rep. David Lust, R-Rapid City, said.
You can't make this shit up. Rep. Lust, the Pro-Intern Sex Guy, is a real person.

5 comments:

  1. I'm sorry to say that I know this individual. He's a representative from my district - sorry to say, we're gerrymandered. He was appointed to fill the seat of the dead guy (who was elected after the ballots were finalized). In South Dakota, if you are a republican, you are fireproof -- so much for one-party rule -- get used to it 'Murica.
    Out here we have one area code, two timezones and one political party.
    I wonder if his sons or daughters will serve as pages ?

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  2. We have one-party rule in the California SSR, too. Fireproof engenders stupid.

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  3. Child molesters are child molesters.

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  4. Well, the obvious answer is to have those nasty interns dressed modestly, so as not to engender lust in the public servants, perhaps a burqa? Have to be for both sexes, can't have those good Christian men being tempted by those homo-cooties either.

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