"Beat to Quarters! Stand By to Repel Boarders!"
"Where's The Nutcracker dress rehearsal at?"
"I have to go from here to band practice."
$3,600 for that coat. She could have gone with the Trump Official Trenchcoat for much less.
I'm not going to make jokes about Trump's tie, I can't think of any that aren't smutty or worse.
"I wanted a Starfleet Ensign ensemble, but all the good costume uniforms were taken."
ReplyDeleteBest caption I've seen thus far: "This is what you look like when you don't allow gay people to dress you."
ReplyDeleteWell, the colors are patriotic. With those gloves she looks like she's about to give a certain someone a prostate massage.
ReplyDeleteOne I read was: "Even clowns came to the inauguration."
ReplyDelete"I haven't seen a Babes In Toyland cosplay in AGES..."
ReplyDelete"But I was told 1930s musical numbers were making a comeback!"
ReplyDeleteThe buttons are angry cat faces. Zombie Spice strikes again.
ReplyDelete-Doug in Oakland
SNL had Putin saying that she looked like a doorman at FAO Schwartz.
ReplyDeleteI see a Halloween costume in the making...
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