Next thing they knew, everybody had lost their minds.
A false report of gunshots that sent panicked travelers fleeing from Los Angeles International Airport came right after officers with weapons drawn detained a masked man dressed in black and possibly carrying a sword, officials said.
The sword was plastic, but soon after, hundreds of passengers raced onto streets or the tarmac, causing major flight delays that the airport was still recovering from Monday. Video shows at least six officers confronting the man, who was dressed as the fictional crime fighter Zorro, outside Terminal 7 around 8:40 p.m. Sunday.
Ah Don Diego, I told you that was a bad idea.
ReplyDelete- Bernardo
Two bits, four bits, six bit, a peso,
ReplyDeleteAll those for Zorro, stand up and say so!
That there black hat and cape....is that some sort of mooslim getup?
ReplyDeleteJes' askin'
And if you think that riot was something, wait until the Naked Cowboy comes through security.
Yours crankily,
The New York Crank
This is even more ridiculous than the TSA defending us from the awful menace of a 9 year old boy with a pacemaker. Now they're protecting us from imaginary people. Whoa!
ReplyDeleteSpain was once part of the Caliphate. You never know when they might start backsliding.
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