If You Liked Richard Nixon, You'll Love Ted Cruz

Both have the moral compasses of snake-oil salesmen.

Dr. Ben Carson and his campaign accused Sen. Ted Cruz’s team of sabotaging Carson in the Iowa caucuses Monday night by encouraging Cruz supporters to tell voters at their caucus sites – incorrectly – that Carson was dropping out of the race.

“It was happening all over,” Iowa State Director Ryan Rhodes told MSNBC. “One of the precincts Candy [Carson, the candidate’s wife] walked into, she had to correct the record. She actually walked in, in Ankeny, and gave a speech about no, he’s still in the race and that’s a lie.”

Cruz has been trying to sell himself to Evangelicals as a "good G-d-Fearin' Christian, like all y'all". So this is what good Christians do: Stab their opponents in the back? Cheat and lie their way to the prize? All the while trying to cloak themselves in the robes of Jesus?

If that's accurate, then when dealing with such good moral Christians, never ever take your eyes off them. Keep one hand on your wallet and your other hand on your gat.