Thursday, February 18, 2016

Enjoy Your Stretch in Stir, Asshole

SPRINGFIELD, Mo.-- A man who shot a crop dusting plane 18 times in 2014 because it kept him from sleeping was sentenced today.

[Some] 39-year old [Asshole], of Miller, was sentenced to six years and six months in federal prison without parole and may pay $17,500 in restitution to the aircraft owner.
Asshole can consider himself to be fortunate, for the maximum penalty for that sort of fuckery is 20 years in prison. And if by shooting at the cropduster, somebody had been killed, Asshole would be on Death Row.

Stupid fucker should have bought himself a box of earplugs.
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1 comment:

  1. Gerald Parks2/19/2016 3:24 AM

    He'll be the ass hole that gets stretched!

    Glad to har no one was hurt or killed.

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