Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Are There Guns in Heaven?

I would say yes, based on the Marine Corps Hymn. More particularly, the second half of the third verse:
If the Army and the Navy
Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
They will find the streets are guarded
By United States Marines.
The Marines aren't going anywhere without their weapons.

So yes, Virginia, there are guns in Heaven.
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3 comments:

  1. Tam2/17/2016 11:31 PM

    cf. Cracker "Can I Take My Gun To Heaven?" and Uncle Kracker "Heaven".

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  2. Ole Phat Stu2/18/2016 12:08 AM

    There are NO marines in heaven.
    Else how likely is it that the 72 virgins would have survived?

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  3. Robert Fowler2/18/2016 3:46 PM

    Of course there are Marines in Heaven. God loves Marines, they keep Heaven stocked with fresh souls. Those 72 virgins are goats so they are safe from the Marines.

    Someday (hopefully not soon) I will join the ranks of the Marines guarding Heavens streets.

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