AKRON, Ohio– A Cuyahoga Falls man is behind bars after police say he held up a bar with a rolling pin.Probably some good jokes there, but I'm not feeling well, so have at it.
Foster E. Ball, 32, is charged with aggravated robbery, felonious assault and carrying a concealed weapon.
Akron police said Ball was wearing a black mask when he walked into Ido Bar and Grill Thursday afternoon. He demanded money from the register and when the bartender refused, Ball pulled out a rolling pin and pointed it at her.
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Friday, January 8, 2016
"Gimmie Yer Money! I Have a Rolling Pin and I Know How to Use It!!"
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A Washington Supreme Court justice wrote a ruling saying that rolling pins were not protected by the Second Amendment.
ReplyDeletehttp://gunwatch.blogspot.com/2016/01/goldilocks-ruling-in-washington-supreme.html
This just in: She was stopped by a good guy with a rolling pin.
ReplyDeleteThe robber was quoted as saying, "I want all your dough!"
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ReplyDeleteMy late grandmother used to threaten to shove food down people's throats with a rolling pin when the didn't eat what she had prepared. [This was rarely an issue with me; I do miss her cooking.]