Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Wait, He was Doing What???

STRATFORD [CT] - An 81-year-old local man was arrested after police said he was spotted “humping” a bush in the buff.

Wallace Berg, of Russell Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace and public indecency. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond.

4 comments:

  1. He found a bush sexually attractive? That passes all be-leaf . . .

    ;-)

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  2. It's possible that he misunderstood a slang term.

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  3. Oh, yeah. I've heard of people like this. Weed whackers, we call 'em.

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