Monday, May 11, 2015

The Following is a Paid Announcement:
"The NFL Salutes Our Veterans!"

The NFL hasn't been saluting veterans at the games out of a sense of patriotism, nosirree! Those "salutes" are not based on gratitude to our men and women who defend our country, no, they're based on greed.

For the Department of Defense has paid the NFL to do the salutes. Millions of dollars, in point of fact.

So, Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Stand While the NFL Gets Paid to Salute Our Men and Women in Uniform!

4 comments:

  1. The fourteen points of fascism are expensive to maintain... but worth it!

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  2. When you are paid to do it, it isn't a salute. Quite the opposite, in my opinion.

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  3. What Marc said. Pretty close parallel to coitus...

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