Sunday, March 15, 2015

Jesus Needs Him a Gulfstream

At least, one of his preachers thinks he does.
Creflo Dollar is hoping a few folks will see fit to bless him.

The minister, known for being a prosperity preacher at his Atlanta-area World Changers Church International, is seeking "200,000 people committed to sow $300 or more (to) help achieve our goal to purchase the G650 airplane."
I'm not a Christian, but what little I've read of the life of Jesus would imply that he would have been horrified at the suggestion that one of his acolytes needed a top-dollar gold-plated chariot.

Also, CNN, hire somebody who can do research, will you? No bizjet can make it from NYC to LA in 2.5 hours.

9 comments:

  1. Fools getting taken by a con man... again...

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  2. Ol' Creflo is one Christo-Hustler that doesn't preach small.

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  3. "He's got twenty million dollars in his heavenly bank account..."
    -Frank Zappa

    -Doug in Oakland

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  4. "Excuse me, I'd just like to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?"
    James T. Kirk

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  5. Well Copeland got him, I meant his ministry, a Citation X, so Creflo needs a G650! Hey, Jesus would approve, after all, he rode into town when his followers walked.

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  6. Snowdog, I didn't see ST:5. So I had to go look up the quote.

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  7. He's even changed his surname in order to worship money instead of God. That's a big clue right there that this guy will be in no small amount of trouble on his Last Day.

    Beware false preachers, people. By their fruits will you know them.

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  8. I take the actions of those "preachers of wealth" as conclusive evidence that they truly believe in neither the Almighty nor Jesus.

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  9. This is what I thought of when I read this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drMMBE6KRbI

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