So there was a woman cooking breakfast for herself and her husband. She's wearing the oversized t-shirt that she wore to bed. Her husband came into the kitchen, still in his PJs. He poured himself a cup of coffee.
Suddenly, the wife pulled off her t-shirt and said: "I want you to make love to me right here, right now!"
The husband was delighted and they had sex right on the edge of the counter. When they finished, the wife pulled her t-shirt back on and went to the stove.
The husband said: "That was wonderful, dear, but what brought that on?"
The wife shrugged and replied: "My egg timer's broken."
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Friday, February 20, 2015
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I guess she likes the eggs really soft boiled!
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