Saturday, November 29, 2014

What You Never See in a Vampire Movie (With an Update)

A water-bomber to soak the legions of the undead with holy water.


It'd only take a few minutes to bless the water in the airplane's tank.

And then "bombs away" on the undead.

Based on this, a story about such a fight.

5 comments:

  1. And here I thought holy water was a rare and precious commodity.

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  2. Charles, it's just regular water that has been consecrated by a short blessing. You'd have to have a priest or minister as part of the crew. No reason why they couldn't bless a large tank of the stuff.

    BP, it started out with my wondering why one never sees the vampire-fighters using a Super-Soaker in a fight. Then I thought, why think small?

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  3. So how difficult to consecrate a reservoir? And how far will the consecration proceed down the pipes from the reservoir into the distribution system? Bless the lake and open the hydrants?

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  4. Oh sure, just add to the list of things that don't make sense in a vampire movie!

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