Your Congressman and Your Senators are (a) Whores, (b) Idiots, (c) Thieves or (d) All of the Above

You can make the ones for the other choices, if you wish.

The Daily Show has pointed out that Congress is not willing to come back to debate what to do about ISIS until after the election. The Congressvermin say that the President has to ask them to come back and debate on it. So they've been bleating that they can't do anything without an engraved invitation from the President.

But a number of the Congresscrooks found a reason to rush back to Washington and hold hearing on another matter of grave national security importance: White House fence-jumpers.

So: We're going to war against the Hajii Brothers and Congress cannot be bothered to come back from its campaigning to debate what should be done. But some clown jumps the fence at the White House and they flood the airline ticket counters in their haste to get back and hold hearings, so they can be seen on TV beating up on some hapless government official. Because why, exactly? Because it's easier? Because Congress is composed of a majority of lazy fucks who really don't want to work that hard?

Fuck. We're at the point right now where if you care about your property values, you'd be better off having a registered sex offender as a neighbor rather than a congressman.