Saturday, September 13, 2014

"Sir, You Know You're Not in Illinois, Right?"

Smooth move, Asswipe.
TROY, Mo. • A 22-year-old Illinois man is in custody after he allegedly offered to pay a police officer $100 not to write him a speeding ticket.
That'll be good for maybe four years in a nice Crossbar Hotel somewhere in Missouri.

The old trick back in the day in Illinois was to fold up your license in a $20 and hand it to the cop. you certainly weren't supposed to do anything as gauche as ask the cop if he was willing to take a bribe.

Don't they teach kids in Illinois the proper etiquette of corruption anymore?
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4 comments:

  1. CenterPuke889/14/2014 8:50 AM

    These days wouldn't the check consist of looking at the iPhone in the cop's front pocket, and if it has a credit card reader attached....

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  2. Comrade Misfit9/14/2014 10:26 AM

    CP88, I don't believe that even they are stupid enough to take a bribe that leaves electronic footprints.

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  3. CenterPuke889/14/2014 11:05 AM

    Comrade, have you been reading your posts about cops...

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  4. S O9/14/2014 7:05 PM

    This may be relevant to your interests:
    http://boingboing.net/2014/09/14/cbc-warns-canadians-us-cops-w.html

    ReplyDelete

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