Thursday, June 26, 2014

World Cup Report

Sorry, can't do it. I fell asleep of boredom, just trying to read about it.

Watching it would have been fatal.

4 comments:

  1. The sport needs more cannibals.

    If I wanted to watch a bunch of guys run around for 90 minutes and not score, I'd go to the bar. Let's make them wear boxing gloves and allow them to punch each other (but not the ball). We can call it socxing.

    That said, if I had kids, I'd totally want them to play soccer. Playing soccer for a couple hours a day for weeks at a time gets them so frickin' fit that they'd have to be into cigarettes and heroin and eat nothing but potato chips to be unhealthy. But man, as a spectator sport vs being a participant, soccer is total fail...

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  2. The Algeria-Russia match was decided by somebody shining a laser into the Russian goalkeepers eyes during a penalty kick. I never watch the games, but reading about them afterward is endlessly fascinating.

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  3. Geez Bad Tux that was clever but hard on me, having my morning toast and nearly choked.

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  4. This could go down in history as the day EB agreed with Ann Coulter...

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html

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