Sunday, May 25, 2014

STOP NAMING THESE CLOWNS, ALREADY!!

OK, so some bitter sexually-frustrated punk hopped into his daddy's Beemor and went on a homicidal rampage.

Please, everyone: Stop referring to these shitbirds by their real names. Deny them the fame that they seek. I've said this time and time again, and I'm going to keep at it.

This one, for example, shall be referred to on this blog as the Santa Barbara Asswipe.

Beyond that, Asswipe apparently went on a homicidal rampage because he couldn't get laid. Back in the day, the cure for that malady was a few copies of some soft porn mags and masturbation. But no, guess that didn't occur to Asswipe.

Update: Asswipe's family supports gun control. Because then, Asswipe would have only killed three people (the ones he knifed to death), plus whoever he had managed to run over with his Beemer.

5 comments:

  1. yes, ban guns but don't control their devil spawn.

    We have a case where a social misfit that managed likely as a sociopath to convince the cops on several occasions he's fine while rich parents and their shrink had him running loose. This is not one of those "quiet boys that never did anything", he was out there and overt.

    Yes, just one wore law will fix it.

    The law should be "Pull your head out of your ass everyone law"!

    Eck!

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  2. So because daddy was too busy making movies about teens killing other teens, somehow it's my fauly that the kid that he neglected and ignored went off the rails?

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  3. His big complaint was that he couldn't get laid. So he can afford a BMW, but not a hooker?

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  4. http://9gag.com/gag/axNw6DW

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  5. Decades ago, I saw a FBI profiler speak. He said he'd been pleading with the media to STOP focusing on these individual murderers because that just motivates more of them.

    He said that far worse than typical "copy cat" crimes, we are telling these guys (essentially always guys) that they will become famous, with their faces seen by all and all their "suffering" will be known to all if only they go out and do this shit.

    Yes, we need to know about the crimes, but we do not need to make these assholes famous.

    STOP IT!

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