Thursday, June 7, 2012

School Administrator "Doesn't Want to Overreact"??-- zOMG, STOP THE PRESSES!!!1!

It's true. Some kids put some goats onto the roof of a school and the principal doesn't want to "overreact to the incident".

Somebody want to tell this guy that he is violating the Most Holy Code of School Administrators? Overreacting is what they do!

5 comments:

  1. Based on a scale of a couple previous punishments, plus the progression of punishment severity over time:

    Pepper spray for crowds of kids that move too slowly;
    Jail time for sleeping late;

    I think 'goat on roof' requires thermonuclear destruction of the town. Zero tolerance! Zero judgement! Zero intelligence required or tolerated!

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  2. Not a comment on this story but I couldn't see a way to send this link to a story about vintage airplane parts being re-purposed as furniture:

    The sky’s NOT the limit: Vintage plane parts destined for the scrap heap are reborn as furniture

    Many of the scrap parts require more than 100 hours of cutting, grounding, buffing and polishing to be transformed
    Their prices range from from £65 for a desk watch to £39,000 for a one-of-a-kind conference table made from a wing


    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154448/Vintage-plane-parts-destined-scrap-heap-reborn-furniture.html#ixzz1x7iIzhCm

    rdale

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  3. The pranksters showed exemplary judgment, and deserve credit. (1)Goats won't fall off the roof and get hurt. (2) Goats are light enough that they could be put up there without heavy equipment, which would be a felony to borrow overnight.

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  4. Meanwhile, another principal refused to give a student his diploma at graduation because... get this... his family cheered too loud.

    Gosh, talk about overreacting. Sigh.

    - Badtux the Educated Penguin

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    1. BadTux, there is are terms for what those school administrators are doing: "Holding hostages" and "collective punishment" come to mind. The kid did nothing wrong, but the douchenozzles at the school are punishing him for his family's behavior.

      When they promote teachers into administrative ranks, I gather that the first thing that they do is open up their skulls and scoop out their cerebellums with a melon-baller.

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