Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Ideal GOP Presidential Candidate?

Apparently, the ideal Republican candidate for president will have the following characteristics:
  • His father was born in another country.
  • He allegedly is a member of an oddball religion.
  • He is from a blue state.
  • He once claimed that he was a "progressive".
  • He has minimal experience in elected office.
  • He graduated from Harvard Law School.
  • He supported the "assault weapons ban".
  • He has signed a bill which imposed universal health insurance.
But since Barack Obama already is president, the GOP will go with Willard M. Romney.

 (H/T)

Come to think of it, has anybody seen either Mitten's birth certificate or his tax returns?

5 comments:

  1. Is it just my "tin foil " attitude or was Kennedy the last real president we had ? A human, a combat vet, maybe not totally bought off, had some 'vision' besides his bank account.
    Pretty idealistic I know I am but they killed him, and just who has stepped up to Lead , since then?
    A sad world we have left
    w3ski

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  2. Have you noticed how Mittens, in particular, has managed to compress all 8 years of George Bush into the one month he handed over the presidency to Barack Obama? I find it amazing that even the media believes all our woes are because of Obama.

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  3. H'mmm. I hadn't realized that *George* Romney wasn't born in this country. How is it, d'you suppose, that he was running for president in 1968???

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  4. George claimed that since both of his parents were citizens, so was he.

    -Doug in Oakland

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  5. Off topic but I think you'll appreciate this;

    New Pistol
    Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of
    the United States Senate and the House of Representatives.
    It will be named the “Congressman”.

    It doesn't work and you can't fire it.

    w3ski

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